Sociedad de mierda -.-
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"(via skellertone)
i hate when you’re outside and the sun
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit
imagine if taylor swift actually legally adopted a fan like she’s over 18 so she COULD and ik everyone just always jokingly asks her to adopt them but i’m seriously imagining waking up one morning and reading an article that’s like ‘in a stunning act of generosity, taylor swift has adopted a young fan of hers, 13-year-old tumblr user eat-my-ass-taylor1313fear-less’
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING
this needs to stop
yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris
*drops out of school to become a full time taylor swift fan*