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spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via skellertone)

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

image

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

t-1989-swift:

monica-geller:

imagine if taylor swift actually legally adopted a fan like she’s over 18 so she COULD and ik everyone just always jokingly asks her to adopt them but i’m seriously imagining  waking up one morning and reading an article that’s like ‘in a stunning act of generosity, taylor swift has adopted a young fan of hers, 13-year-old tumblr user eat-my-ass-taylor1313fear-less’

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING

piisslord:

this needs to stop

piisslord:

this needs to stop

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

screamingiminlovewithyou:

*drops out of school to become a full time taylor swift fan*